Tuesday, June 23, 2009

As of late...

As of late I have been out of school and outright bored. The only thing I have to keep me from drooling is Gaia. I know I have no life.

Anyway... Last Saturday was amazing except for the massive sunburn on my legs and back. So until I heal up, or get done with camp, I'm probably not gonna be posting much.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Hey guess what!

I made this video.





It's about Fred the living box.





He's possessed.








Oh Yes!


I may have only just barely passed Biology for my ninth grade year, but I did it bitches! So that means I'm not going to tenth grade with retard stamped on my forehead.


Also my mom has been upset with me because I suck at biology and she thinks I should be good at it. She said I wasn't her daughter if I didn't pass with a perfect hundred. So I asked her today that since I'm not her daughter do I still have a curfew? YES!


Lame!


Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Ransom Gables

Staring at the fine print of the paper in front of me, I was already planning to refuse the offer even though The Man was holding a gun to my head. The only thing going through my mind was the fact that I wasn't going to make it out of this alive, but at least I'd be going out with a bang.

After all, isn't that usually how it ends?

Knowing nothing else I turned to face my potential buyer who practically pressed the gun to my nose quivering with fear. I put my hands up so he could see I wasn't trying to pull anything and gently placed my hands over his. Sitting up I kissed the tip of the gun where the bullet would soon travel out. With that being my final answer, The Man pulled the trigger.

Bang.