Saturday, May 9, 2009

Uhg. I am so angry.

I don't need your love.
I have enough of my own.
I'm not desperate enough.
My body is mine.

So yesterday I had a total emotional breakdown and I swear I scares the candy clerk crap less.... Though I was so out of it I kinda forgot what happened exactly. All I know is (and no offense to fat people) that there was these three fat asses standing in the refreshment line in front of me and right about then I start looking like a need a cigarette or something because I really want some popcorn. So these people order six extra large drinks and I've already tried three different lines.... Right about then their fat ass kid waddles up and takes one of the drinks in his big pudgy hands and not only do I want to kick him, but I also want to kick the employees. It's like.... LOOK PEOPLE I HAVE A SIZE -1 WAIST SIZED HERE AND ALL I WANT IS A SMALL BAG OF FUCKING POPCORN!!

Oh and it gets worse from there. The line next to mine finally opens but before I can even get there this woman who's tits are sagging down to her knees gets there first so now I'm really angry... Tired of waiting I leave the movie theatre and go to the candy store instead and while I'm there my parents catch up to me and I'm going into shock. The poor candy clerk gal is sitting behind the counter looking like she wants to call mall security on me so I grabs some Hot Tamales and after a bit of fumbling, I pay here, get my change, and leave.

As my parents and I are walking to the car I'm basically crying (note the emotional breakdown) and I've already had a bad week, and something I've noticed is when I get upset I'm really funny but really mean at the same time.

So here's what I said: "OH MY GOD MOM THIS SUCKS THESE THREE FAT ASSES HAVE TO ORDER LIKE SIX EXTRA LARGE DRINKS AND THEIR FAT ASS KID WADDLES UP TO THE COUNTER NEXT TO THEM AND I JUST WANNA KICK THE EMPLOYEE AND SAY 'HEY FUCK FACE LOOK AT THE STARVING ETHIOPIAN BABY HERE, ALL I WANT IS A SMALL POPCORN!!! IS THAT TO MUCH TO ASK FOR?!' I also wanna tell that woman with the tits to go put a bra on but I won't because I'm nice."

So yea.... Sorry fat people I know not all of you are obnoxious and selfish but I've already tried standing in three different lines so you can hopefully understand my impatience.

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