Tuesday, June 23, 2009

As of late...

As of late I have been out of school and outright bored. The only thing I have to keep me from drooling is Gaia. I know I have no life.

Anyway... Last Saturday was amazing except for the massive sunburn on my legs and back. So until I heal up, or get done with camp, I'm probably not gonna be posting much.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Hey guess what!

I made this video.





It's about Fred the living box.





He's possessed.








Oh Yes!


I may have only just barely passed Biology for my ninth grade year, but I did it bitches! So that means I'm not going to tenth grade with retard stamped on my forehead.


Also my mom has been upset with me because I suck at biology and she thinks I should be good at it. She said I wasn't her daughter if I didn't pass with a perfect hundred. So I asked her today that since I'm not her daughter do I still have a curfew? YES!


Lame!


Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Ransom Gables

Staring at the fine print of the paper in front of me, I was already planning to refuse the offer even though The Man was holding a gun to my head. The only thing going through my mind was the fact that I wasn't going to make it out of this alive, but at least I'd be going out with a bang.

After all, isn't that usually how it ends?

Knowing nothing else I turned to face my potential buyer who practically pressed the gun to my nose quivering with fear. I put my hands up so he could see I wasn't trying to pull anything and gently placed my hands over his. Sitting up I kissed the tip of the gun where the bullet would soon travel out. With that being my final answer, The Man pulled the trigger.

Bang.

Saturday, May 23, 2009

If

If you could see me this very moment I'd probably look very angry and on the verge on hurting someone. At the moment I feel like I have the worst hangover in the history of hangovers. Right about now my head is throbbing and three hundred beats per second and my ears are so sensitive I can hear my next door neighbor sneeze. My head hurts so bad it feels like my eyes are about to pop out and I have sunburn.

Friday, May 15, 2009

Yup.

I'm grounding myself from the computer for awhile till I get my grades up.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Guys with TMI issues can suck it.

Today was about the worst day of my life. Lets just say that my once a month decided to come when I was in the middle of an exam where you can't just get up grab your purse and run off to the bathroom. The teacher would look at me funny and accuse me of trying to cheat.

So instead of doing that I raise my hand waiting impatiently while I'm bleeding the Red Sea from my VG and the teacher makes me wait like thirty minutes before I can go to the nurse and just buy a pad. By the time I'm there I realize I've forgotten my ID card, blood is running down my leg, and the nurse is being a complete bitch. I sit there and practically beg her to just give me a pad and if she wants me to have my ID so bad she can wait until after I fix myself as best as I can manage. Instead of being nice she is making me beg until I finally convince one of the other nurses to back me up because I'm dripping blood all over the floor.

So finally I'm mostly cleaned up and I dash out of the nurses office after apologizing, without being asked, for not having my ID card. I'm out in the hall and I'm muttering to myself crying a
bit and I swear I can feel the people behind me thinking I just got a positive on a pregnancy test. Whatever.

So I go back to class and finish my test before locking myself in a restroom stall and phoning my dad to come pick me up.... Cause trust me, the bus ride home would've been ten times worse.

Then as if my day hasn't been bad enough my dad calls me in the middle of class like I can just pick up my phone in front of the teacher and not get it taken up and finally a kid from the office gets to my class to give me my pass and when I get there my dad starts to yell at me. He thinks I should just know when my red flow should start and that I should just be able to take care of it immediately even when I have all these Nazi teachers around. Then he gets in the car and starts driving like a madman through the school parking lot cussing, yelling, running over the curb, and hitting a stop sigh, and I just want to smack him shit less and say "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO UPSET ABOUT?! YOU DIDN'T JUST SIT THROUGH TWO HOURS OF BLOODY ASS CRACK AND CROTCH! YOU DON'T HAVE TO RIDE A FUCKING COTTON PONY ONCE A MONTH TO AVOID SCARING THE LOCALS! YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO SIT IN A SEAT KNOWING YOUR ASS WAS COVERED IN BLOOD AND THAT WHEN YOU STAND BACK UP PEOPLE ARE GONNA LOOK AT YOU FUNNY AND WONDER WHY THERE'S A RED BUTT STAIN ON YOUR CHAIR! NO YOU GOT TO SIT ON YOUR ASS ALL DAY AND PLAY COMPUTER GAMES, DRINKING MONSTER, ALONG WITH TAKING YOUR AFTERNOON NAP!" but I didn't say it, and not because I'm nice, it's because I didn't want to get the crud beat out me.

Yup... I just can't have a normal day.

Saturday, May 9, 2009

Uhg. I am so angry.

I don't need your love.
I have enough of my own.
I'm not desperate enough.
My body is mine.

So yesterday I had a total emotional breakdown and I swear I scares the candy clerk crap less.... Though I was so out of it I kinda forgot what happened exactly. All I know is (and no offense to fat people) that there was these three fat asses standing in the refreshment line in front of me and right about then I start looking like a need a cigarette or something because I really want some popcorn. So these people order six extra large drinks and I've already tried three different lines.... Right about then their fat ass kid waddles up and takes one of the drinks in his big pudgy hands and not only do I want to kick him, but I also want to kick the employees. It's like.... LOOK PEOPLE I HAVE A SIZE -1 WAIST SIZED HERE AND ALL I WANT IS A SMALL BAG OF FUCKING POPCORN!!

Oh and it gets worse from there. The line next to mine finally opens but before I can even get there this woman who's tits are sagging down to her knees gets there first so now I'm really angry... Tired of waiting I leave the movie theatre and go to the candy store instead and while I'm there my parents catch up to me and I'm going into shock. The poor candy clerk gal is sitting behind the counter looking like she wants to call mall security on me so I grabs some Hot Tamales and after a bit of fumbling, I pay here, get my change, and leave.

As my parents and I are walking to the car I'm basically crying (note the emotional breakdown) and I've already had a bad week, and something I've noticed is when I get upset I'm really funny but really mean at the same time.

So here's what I said: "OH MY GOD MOM THIS SUCKS THESE THREE FAT ASSES HAVE TO ORDER LIKE SIX EXTRA LARGE DRINKS AND THEIR FAT ASS KID WADDLES UP TO THE COUNTER NEXT TO THEM AND I JUST WANNA KICK THE EMPLOYEE AND SAY 'HEY FUCK FACE LOOK AT THE STARVING ETHIOPIAN BABY HERE, ALL I WANT IS A SMALL POPCORN!!! IS THAT TO MUCH TO ASK FOR?!' I also wanna tell that woman with the tits to go put a bra on but I won't because I'm nice."

So yea.... Sorry fat people I know not all of you are obnoxious and selfish but I've already tried standing in three different lines so you can hopefully understand my impatience.

Thursday, April 30, 2009

So...

The last few days have been really annoying. Now I have TAKS to take today which is even more annoying, and I wish my World Geography teacher wasn't stupid, because then I wouldn't have to rewrite my essay once again. Overall, I just want everyone to go away except the select few I don't want to kill yet, and sleep.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Prank # 1

My friend was joking around when we were in the computer lab at school today and he was saying someone should purposely bleed on the key board and leave it there for the next person so when blood starts gushing up between the keys they'll think the school is haunted xD

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Dreamers

She stared over the edge of the steep cliff with her hands tightly gripping the metal railing which kept her from falling in. Rain poured down on her sullen form darkening her her and she sighed sadly. Sara just wanted to let go.... She would let go and her eyes went bloodshot as she cried. Tears mixxed with the rain and she whimpered pitifully.

All she knew, was that living may be more painful then dying, and agony ripped through her whole being. This was it, tipping herself forward she let go of the rain slicked railing to fall into the lake below. Sharp rocks tore at her clothes and skin but she didn't care. The last thing she saw was a boy tugging off his clothes hurriedly diving in after her and she let her head slip below the slimy green water.

*
Two strong hands pumped against Sara's chest and a warm mouth pressed itself into hers breathing into her lungs. Her eyes fluttered and it was just enough to make the boy, whoever he was, stop pumping, and sit her up so she could cough away the water that had been inside her nose and mouth. After she finished the world spun and she fell back again only to be caught by two strong arms before she passed out.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Yea I'm in denial.

Today I arrived at school an hour early for a Choir rehearsal which lasted for about to hours, and by the time we finally loaded the buses I'm pretty sure everyone including me was exhausted. My choir teacher has ruined my whole choir experience, and when we got to contest I was mad that we had gotten a 2 for stage performance cause I think we did amazing, or at least we did better on stage then in site reading where we made a 1. (best score you can get out of 5)


Next year, I will totally not be taking choir. In fact, my goal is to get several teachers fired, and I know that sounds cruel, but I think if you are a teacher you need to put effort into your job. Also, if you teach high schoolers like people teach Elementary schoolers, most likely it's not gonna work out the same way. My friend told me that teens have a hormone that cause them to rebel against adults, so I wonder if that is what my issue is...


To sum it up, today sucked major butt.


Wednesday, April 15, 2009

So today....

Today I think I just commited the most heinous crime against myself possible and hopefully the consequences aren't to harsh. If they are I may become a You Tube goddess.

Anyway, I basically told some jerk who was at this tax protest with me I was going to stuff a dead kitten in his locker (I swear I was joking! Kittens are cute!). So if the camera caught that I may be in trouble...

Love you guys. ^^

p.s. Simon from American Idol is nicer to the brits then he is to the Americans! =O

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Hello, I am Katie. I have an account on GaiaOnline and I belong to a clan called Knight. Also, I plan on sharing this blog with some fellow Knight members (yes we are nerdy xD).

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